The Pick Up Artist Author - One Hit Wonder  [alfonsolinguini{at}hotmail{dot}com] Rating -   [ 2.38 actual/47 vote(s) ] Site Rank - 1204 of 1354 Unique Views - 4502 Story Codes - M-f, consensual, bondage Post Date - 11/26/2009 PDF Download -

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Mark walked into the singles bar. After surveying the establishment, he sat down next to a gorgeous blonde who was playfully nursing her gin and tonic.

"You know what I'd like to do with you?" Mark boldly asked her.

"I bet you a hundred dollars I can guess" replied the blonde nonchalantly.

"Oh yeah?" replied Mark, a bit thrown off by her flippant reply.

"What kind of response it that? 'Oh yeah.' You must be kidding me!" The blonde threw her drink into Mark's face.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" Mark was nonplussed.

The blonde turned to the bartender. "Another gin and tonic please."

"It's on me" added Mark jokingly as he wiped the drink off of his face.

The blonde winked and smiled. "'It's on me.' Now that's pretty funny. I like that."

Mark returned the smile. "You're on! For one hundred bucks."

The blonde picked up a tray full of peanuts and dumped it on Mark's head.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" Mark was again nonplussed.

The blonde shrugged her shoulders as Mark brushed the peanut dust from his hair and clothes.

"I don't get it."

The blonde reached back and slapped Mark across the face. Hard.

"STOP IT!" Mark was starting to lose it.

"Don't you get it yet? What a bonehead. Here, I'll give you a hint." The blonde reached into her purse and pulled out a two foot piece of cord. She handed it to Mark.

The blonde patiently waited a few seconds. Then she reached for a pitcher of water sitting on the counter.

Mark held up his palm. The blonde stopped. He stuck out his index finger and made a twirling motion. The blonde turned her back to him. Mark pulled her arms behind her back and tied her wrists together with the cord.

"You're right" he said as she spun her back to facing him. "I want to tie you up."

Mark removed a hundred dollar bill from his wallet, unbuttoned the blonde's blouse, and placed the bill between her ample breasts - then he reached his hands forward and squeezed them together. "And then I want to have my way with you."

"Water please" said the blonde to Mark, nodding her head toward the pitcher.

"Oh... sure." Mark filled the glass that once contained the drink she threw in his face. He held the glass to her lips and let her drink.

The blonde leaned back and spit the contents of her mouth all over Mark. Then she winked.

Mark used his sleeve to wipe his face. Then her got up, removed his tie, and used it to cleave gag the blonde. She giggled as her ability to spit was stifled.

"Let's get out of this Popsicle stand" he said as he helped her off her stool. He tossed a twenty dollar bill on the counter. "Keep the change."

The bartender nodded his head in disbelief as Mark led the bound and gagged blonde out the door - and into a night of reckless, restrained, abandon.

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Please support the author by leaving your own feedback on the story, good or bad. Please be constructive in your comments and email the author directly with spelling and gramatical errors. Thank you! Saturday, January 21, 2012 I think this is a terrific story. The way I read it is that the blond went to the bar to find someone to tie her up and when Mark came along she liked what she saw and fucked with him until she got what she wanted. Everything that happened once they left the bar is left up to the readers imagination. I like that approach. -Darios Sunday, November 29, 2009 This was really short. I don't see the point. too skimpy and poor. Sunday, November 29, 2009 I was waiting for a resolution, possibly a punch line that they were already a couple. Sunday, November 29, 2009 It didn't suck, and it wasn't impossible. "Let's get out of this Popsicle stand" sounds like something a non-English-speaker would write, which means it doesn't flow with the rest of the story. Saturday, November 28, 2009 Another introduction, with no story? Why do people bother to waste everyone else's time? How about finishing the story before you post it for others to read. Friday, November 27, 2009 not enough story to go with it need to know what happen's next Friday, November 27, 2009 Interesting..... Friday, November 27, 2009 um.... I'm sorry but this story completely sucked. It's SO impossible!!